This sidestory takes place after Project R | Session #001 | Shall We Begin Once More?
Fenwick had built his reputation on reading people like open books and staying three steps ahead of everyone in the room. Skills that made him one of the most valuable arcane operatives in the Spell Knight order... which made what was about to happen all the more humiliating.
Ol'Dick Spellspark
Ah⦠Ah⦠Mr. Fenwick! I have your new assignment. Youāre the new escort for the second-graders. Salmonās Run, tomorrow morning. Carriage leaves at nine-bells.
Fenwick (narrows eyes, voice flat)
Excuse me⦠did you say āsecond-gradersā ?
Ol'Dick Spellspark
Yes. Young foxfolk. Very eager, very⦠lively.
Fenwick
(paces a small circle, tail flicking)
I requested a special assignment.
With Lady Victoria Vulperian specifically....
Ol'Dick Spellspark
Oh no, no no! You signed up for this outing.
I have your signature right here. I am certain of it.
"Escort to Salmon's Run". See? It's right here.
Fenwick
(stops, leans close, voice dropping to a hiss)
What... āSalmonās Runā¦? I hate fish.
Ol'Dick (cheerfully oblivious)
Oh, the kits will love the fishing demonstrations!
I hear theyāve prepared a very interactive⦠experienc.
Fenwick (takes a deep, shuddering breath, muttering)
This isnāt espionage⦠itās a massacre waiting to happen.
For me.
Ol'Dick
Oh, donāt worry! Iām sure youāll be⦠fine.
Very capable. Just⦠supervise, make sure they donāt wander off, andāā
Fenwick (cutting in, voice like ice)
Ol'Dick ⦠do not āworryā me. There will be no wandering off.
Iāll see to that. But someone remind me again why I am risking
life and sanity over an academy trip?
Ol'Dick (cheerfully scribbling notes)
Youāre making memories, sir! Think of the young kits.
Fenwick (stares, deadpan, tail twitching violently)
I will haunt these memories⦠forever.