🌊 The Crooked Paddle – Tavern

"If the current don’t take you, the drink surely will!" — Barlen "Bark" Tollow

The Crooked Paddle is Timberfall Hollow’s most chaotic and lively tavern, perched at the edge of the Gladewater Run beside the Paddlebridge. Built from mismatched riverwood and wagon beams, it leans noticeably to the left, drawing in a wild mix of travelers, young townsfolk, and wandering adventurers. Songs, laughter, and the clatter of tankards spill out into the river air each night, making it impossible to miss—and even harder to resist.

Town/Region: Timberfall Hollow, Moonshade Expanse
Location: Riverside, beside the Paddlebridge over Gladewater Run